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Women wonder why men are the way they are its coz we have rules and here they are!? The 28 rules of manhood one can and no two men share an umbrella. 2 It is OK for a man to cry only in the following cases (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (B) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (C) after destroying the car bosss . (D) A hours, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game. (E) When she is using her teeth. 3 Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his companions. 4 Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5 If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6 complaints about the brand of free beer in a refrigerator buddys is prohibited. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7 No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another. In fact, even remembering your buddys birthday is strictly optional. Then, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boys choice. 8 on a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9 When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but it can never ask whos playing. 10 It may flatulate in front of a woman only after she brought the climax. If you trap her head under the covers for entertainment flatulence, she's officially your girlfriend. 11 E eligible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when youre sunning on a tropical beach ... and its delivered by a topless model and only when its free. 12 only in situations of moral and / or physical danger is allowed to kick another guy in nuts. 13 Unless youre in prison, never fight naked. 14 Friends Do not let friends wear Speedos. Never again. Issue closed. 15 If a mans fly is down, thats his problem, has not seen anything yet. 16th women who say that love watching sports should be considered as Spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as observers in other sports. 17 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18 Do not hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, thats just greedy. 19 If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better talk about his choice of beer. 20 Do not join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, unless withholding sex shes waiting for your response. 21 sentences that not to be handed to another man while lifting weights) Yeah, Baby, Push! b) Cmon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the shower! 22 Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on IE equal footing, both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. In all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all conversation you need. 23 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on as long as you are able to have sexual intercourse with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24 The next morning she and a girl who was a friend before but have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that youre feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail the more before the debate on what experience a serious mistake that was. 25 E acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26 Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or blue. 27 The girl who answers the question what do you want for Christmas? with Love me, you'd know what I want! Gets an Xbox 360. End of story. 28 There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating and gymnastics men. Never again. Weve all heard of people who have courage or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is given below: GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to say, you are still cleaning or are you flying somewhere? BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and a beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, Youre next! We hope this clears up any confusion, the International Council of manhood, Ltd.
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